Category Archives: PMS
((I am in major crankpot mode))
OMFG. Finn’s grandmother just showed up, for the third weekend in a row. Every time she’s here, she turns shit upside down. Seriously. Everything.
My cooking, our family activities, all of it. Finn and I aren’t even allowed to sleep in the same bed together when she’s here.
And guess what?
I’m PMSing like a bitch. FUN! My super-awesome PMS makes me all cuddly and horny as FUCK. Touch me. Touch me, NOW. Nope, can’t happen this weekend. Even more fucking annoying? Z is leaving to be with his father for two weeks.
Sooo… kid free weekend, me horny as fuuuck, and a guarantee of NO SEX? Yeah… I wanna fucking cry.
Every. Fucking. Time. She shows up on the weekend when I’m PMSing. No warning, she just shows up. This shit is getting old.
I just want my Finn cuddles. And to have him fuck my brains out.